Now that both of my drafts are over, I’m ready to divulge my favorite fantasy football draft picks this year. When I put this list together I did so with safety in mind with early picks, and high upside in mind through the rest of the draft. Since most leagues structure their payouts heavily slanted towards the top teams, I believe that you do yourself a disservice to be risk-averse
Monster Cats (iPhone) Game!
Monster Cats for iPhone
The Knicks need to match Jeremy Lin’s Contract
Jeremy Lin
Dwight Howard Needs to Find a Home
Social Media Review
Social Media Review When I launched Clutch Report, I did so with the intention of utilizing social media to build a brand and an audience. While I have not whorishly self-promoted the brand name out across the internet, I have created accounts on the major social media platforms. Here are my thoughts on each of them. Twitter Twitter is a jungle. There is an amazing amount of garbage flung around
Monster Cats (iPhone) Game!
Haptics Tactics Studios’ co-founders Nick Locascio and Jonathan Bunce have released their first game in the iOS store. Monster Cats is the most entertaining iPhone game I’ve ever played. With 9 separate Monster Cats all with unique movements and abilities, the game provides a ton of replay value and variety. The game is available in the App Store. Click here to view it in iTunes. The trailer for Monster Cats
The Knicks need to match Jeremy Lin’s Contract
Knicks’ owner James Dolan got his feeling hurt. After telling Jeremy Lin that he would match the initial offer sheet of 3 years, $20 million with a a team option for year 4, Lin went back to Houston’s front office to up the offer. Houston fired back with a revised contract with a poison pill in year 3 that pays Lin $15 million for that season. Under normal circumstances, this
Bareback Brotherhood- Join Today!
This is a parody poster I created to make fun of all the douchebags that refuse to wear condoms and brag about having sex with tons of women. You know the type. Here’s the club they belong to. The poster is inside the post!
No Sports? No Problem.
Today marks the slowest day in American Sports. We’re deep into summer sandwiched between the end of the NBA Playoffs and the start of NFL Training Camps. It’s such a dead day in sports that ESPN hosts its self-serving ESPY award show tonight because it’s a night that most athletes have free. While I was lucky enough to work the event last year for the production company that organizes the
Clutch Report is Back!
Terrorists attacked ClutchReport on the 4th of July. I have personally tracked them down and retaliated by launching fireworks down their throats. Email me stories of how you coped with the site going down for two days. I will send a Clutch Report T-Shirt to the person that submits the best story, post their story, and I will retweet them on Twitter. I’m basically recreating the website from scratch, so
Dwight Howard Needs to Find a Home
Dwight Howard is like the guy at the bar that realizes he’s been out with every girl in the room. They’ve both been doing the same thing in the same city for years, and neither of them have a ring. A change of scenery would eliminate the monotony they can’t stand. Rumor has it that Dwight has told Orlando he only wants to be traded to Brooklyn. While it could
Anthony Davis’ Unibrow Has Got to Go
Less than a week into his professional career and I’m already over Anthony Davis’ unibrow. Don’t get me wrong, I applaud what he’s done with that hideous monster. It takes serous balls to intentionally rock a unibrow all the way to a National Championship. I’m pretty sure 100 out of a 100 people on the street would shave that beast in a heartbeat out of pure shame. So I’ll give him credit. But seriously,
I’m Pretty Sure Everyone’s Throwing a No Hitter This Year
Are the Mets serious with this shit? Challenging to get a retroactive no hitter? That’s like 8x lamer than the “entire rotation” no hit job that the Mariners pulled off last week. This is totally a Mets move too. You’d never see the Yankees pull off a stunt like this. Too much respect for themselves…. But what do you expect from a team that got jobbed by Bernie Madoff. And